[CBS Anchorman]: 'It's in the shape of a male body part that rhymes with the city of Salinas...'

Oh, Tempe, AZ.

You've got the...hmm....you've got the [insert word that rhymes with 'big hairy balls.' Oh, shit, oops] to do this 'expose' on a local guy who trimmed his tree like a cock, but you can't say 'penis'? How 'bout 'Nice wood there, fella!'?